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Prank Call Ideas - 5 Step Formula to Create Hilarious Prank Calls!
by: Luke Carter

Prank Calls can be a lot of fun, but not when you're sitting there waiting for a decent idea to spring up. It can get very boring.

As you can probably recall, these sort of pranks calls usually end up turning into very unconvincing stories, silly amounts of laughter and the phone being slammed down by the other person more or less straight away, which is no fun.

The most convincing and rewarding prank calls arise from keeping your "victim" on the phone for as long as possible, thereby making them believe that every word you are saying is true and generally making them looking like a bit of a buffoon.

Prank call masters know what it takes in order to pull the most outrageous pranks off. Read on to find out how you can too using our special formula.

Prank Call Examples

There are a lot of prank call videos on YouTube, but apart from being fun to watch, they won't help you generate your own prank ideas by themselves, and trying to replicate a prank call seen elsewhere will often sound false.

What you need is a formula...

A formula is very useful in this situation because it will allow you to plug in your own ideas under the different headings below and come up with something that will go down a treat. A good way to explain how the formula works is to refer to an actual prank call, which we will do below.

The Headings

Introduction - Introduce Yourself.

They say it's important to make a good first impression. Well the same goes for creating a good prank call.

You need to captivate your "victim" and make them curious. Saying something out of the blue or random during the first 5 seconds will usually sound the alarms and will either cause them to hang up or get angry and then hang up!

The conversation has to be very believable. Watch this video on YouTube to see what I mean -

The pranksters start by introducing themselves with phony names to add credibility and start the conversation off.

Create a situation.

Make your "victim" curious and interested in what you are saying. Engage them in easy to understand conversation and listen to their reaction. This allows you to build a topic for the call and also explore their limits aswell. It's really an extension of the introduction.

Listen to how the pranksters start talking about the new local school that is about to open...

Ask some questions.

Asking simple and non private questions work well to get them talking. This is the key foundation work to build up credibility. Only ask questions after you've followed the above introductions, otherwise most people will get paranoid and hang up or act closed, which is not something you want to deal with during a prank call.

Remember the goal of the prank is to reel your "victim" in and then eventually humiliate them in some way. See how the pranksters in the video get the man talking with some simple questions and innocent conversation and smoothly make the transition to the actual windup thay have in store.

Making the transition.

A good way to bridge the gap between innocent conversation and your outrageous line-up is to bring in the element of confusion. If you watched the video you will have heard this transition start at about 2:26.

A soon as they react with surprise, it's time to increase the heat and pile on the humiliation.

Unleashing the prank.

Now that you've reached this stage of the prank call, it's time to have some fun.

You can now say outrageous things, ask strange questions and listen to the responses whilst the person still actually believes it's a genuine call.

There are many options available from here, but remember, the more convincing, the more you can get away with and the more fun you will have.

The best way to prepare for a prank call is to write the headlings down on a piece of paper and use bullet points to act as a quick reference if you get lost.

About The Author

Visit the author's web site at: http://www.prankcalls4u.co.uk

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I dont know if this is a joke or what, but this is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time. I guess this is the English all Japanese girls need to learn first... There is a whole series of these, and I will post them in the next coming weeks... Enjoy the first out of many.

By Artie Leary.

It's almost alarming the effects on communication that a generation gap can have. In an attempt to bring my mom into the twenty first century I went out and bought her a personal computer and then a cell phone. I put her on my family plan for the cell phone and worked with her local telephone company to get her a DSL Internet connection. I knew there would be the occasional "technical support" phone calls but was caught entirely off guard with the direction our first conversation went.

The call came mid afternoon on Saturday. I had been mowing the lawn and had come inside for a late lunch. I was in a pretty good mood because I realized that the gifts I had purchased were being put to good use. My mom was asking me all sorts of relevant questions about finding various types of web sites on the Internet. That's when I suggested she start getting comfortable with a search engine because it's basically an index of everything on the internet.

Then came my downfall. I suggested she use Google because not only is it one of the most powerful and popular search engines out there, but it's also my personal favorite. I even suggested how sometimes I like to Google my own name just to see what kinds of results are returned. Just a warning - if you are ever confronted with this conversation DO NOT use the phrase "Google yourself" with someone of your parent's generation. Did you know that according to my mom it's a sin to Google yourself? Not only that but I should be ashamed of myself for not being able to control myself and abstain from Googling all together. She even hung up on me but not before she told me she would pray for me.

I wish I could be there to see the look on God's face when he hears my mom praying for my soul because I Google myself on a regular basis. It would probably go something like this:

My Mom - Dear God, please forgive my son for Googling himself. He's always been such a troublesome child and I fear he has lost his way yet once again. I pray that you can help him be strong and avoid his temptation to Google himself.

God (rolls eyes) - Hey Saint Peter, is this the same Mrs. Leary that thought her cell phone was broken because she couldn't get a "dial tone". Did we ever inform her that cell phones don't get dial tones?

Saint Peter (chuckling) - I thought you were going to tell her.

God (smirks) - I thought you were going to tell her. Well at any rate, Peter, I'd like you to inform the woman that Google is a search engine and that Artie isn't risking his soul by simply typing his name and seeing where he's listed on the Internet.

Meanwhile my mom is at her weekly book club meeting telling all her friends that I have a filthy compulsive habit that she'd rather not talk about.but since they insist, well okay.

Now every time I visit the old neighborhood all the older women scoff at me, all the older men give me the thumbs up and all the children think I'm a monster. Even my old dog looks disappointed at me when I visit my mom.

This is the reward I get for trying to help my mom keep up with the times. I thought I was getting her some thoughtful gifts to help her keep in touch with her friends and neighbors. Instead I've become a black sheep with a lost soul.

Maybe I should just switch to Yahoo and stop being such a maverick.

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About the Author

My name is Artie Leary and I am a humor columnist. You may not have heard of me before so let me introduce myself by telling you a few things about me that you probably couldn't guess. 1. My parents wanted a girl when I was born and they were going to name her Stephanie. This lovely little anecdote is told by my dear old mother annually at my birthday party. 2. When I was seven years old I stole a zucchini from Mr. Chalke's garden and brought it home to my parents for dinner. It was that night (as I cried myself to sleep after my dad slapped me on the head and called me an idiot) that I decided I didn't have what it takes for a life of crime. 3. I cut my own hair and shave my own back and it isn't easy. 4. I once told my Great Aunt Alice who was suffering from Alzheimer's that my name was Charlie Manson and she was part of my "family". My mother grounded me for two weeks for that "misunderstanding". To learn more about Artie Leary or to contact him please send an email to ArtieLeary@gmail.com or visit http://www.ArtieLeary.com

By Eugene Robinson.
If the guy has a knife, use your elbows as side fists and smash his temples at 45 degrees until his pupils dilate. If he gets you into some kind of a headlock, then sit down on one knee so that he's forced to sit on your lap and then implode his kidneys using the heel of your left palm against your right forearm… blah blah "nose bone into his brain". Yeah, right. If a huge f**king Coke machine of a guy tries to attack you, that's it. You're dead. He is going to break your nose and you'll be lucky to escape without head trauma. Any attempt to use some bulls**t fighting tips you read in FHM or Maxim is only going to add to the humiliation. Professional street-fighting tips are for professional street fighters. What about us 90-pound weaklings?

After watching the singer of Oxbow (the greatest art-rock band of all time) strangle a heckler into unconsciousness at a recent Leicester show, we had him write a VICE Guide that deals with the reality of fighting, i.e. how to minimize the inevitable pounding you are about to receive.

Here's what he sent us. (It's totally unedited because we were told that making any changes would result in having our bodies "twisted into a ball of misery.")

IT'S NOT SO BAD

First of all, let's cut the bulls**t. Getting f**ked up really bad isn't that bad. Thanks to the anesthetizing tendencies of adrenaline it's not even that painful. It's more a pain in the ass than anything. You know as soon as that nose bone cartilage snaps you are looking at a long and boring 12-hour wait in the emergency room. When someone says, "I am going to f**king kill you," think of it more as "I am going to audit you," because all he's really doing is adding a huge mundane thing to deal with into your next 24 hours. The truth is, the three-week-long pain of regretting that you pussied out is a hell of a lot worse than the dull nonpain of getting in a fight, so there's no need to be scared. And hey, if you're that calm you might even win.

DON'T GO CRAZY

More fights are lost from the biophysical functioning of stress-induced fatigue than they are from inferior technique. In other words, relax. Exhale. Like you would for a bicycle crash or an anal rape. If you can fight with as much brio after five minutes (an eternity in fight time) as you can after 20 seconds, you will probably win.

STAY INSIDE

Bar fights are typically fought by drinkers. That is, drunks. Play the odds: Boris might actually be drunker than you and the limitations of indoor fights can't be underestimated. There's the errant barstool either swung or tripped over to mix things up a bit, the strategic positioning of reliable friends who can move in if you're losing, and finally, the simple truth that it's going to be broken up in less than 10 seconds, leaving you free to posture, scream imprecations, and hope to god nobody takes you seriously when you shout, "Let me go! Let me go!"

CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES

You want to lose a fight? Start one. Every single fight I've picked I've lost. No one picks a fight they think they can lose, and overconfidence is your worst enemy in a battle. If someone gooses your sister and you have to start a fight, try to avoid men with scarring around the eyes and the ears. Men sporting cauliflower ears and scar tissue on their eyebrows only get that way from training.

BE INTO IT

The most important thing about fighting is to feel passionate about it. That's why you had all those sick fantasies about that skinhead Pat O'Connor punching your mom in the stomach. You realized a brawl based simply on boots wasn't enough to get you sufficiently amped. If you just accidentally burned him with a cigarette, f**ked his old lady, and smashed into his car, you might want to let this one go. He's got at least three good reasons to kick your ass and you have... well, none actually.

DON'T MAKE THAT STUPID POST-FIGHT FACE

That fake smile guys do after they've been Ass-Kicked has got to go. It's the same face guys make when their girlfriend catches them cheating. It's the face of "The Complete and Total Inability to Deal With The Fact That You Might Be Thought to Be a Pussy." The most notable thing about this face is what the guy says as he's making it—"Did you see that? The f**king guy sucker-punched me. What a bitch." Then, four hours later, you come back to the bar and you hear the guy boring some other poor bastard to death with "The f**king guy sucker-punched me. Did you see that?" Get over it. All you should do after the fight is quietly call him a piece of s**t and then go get a drink. You're not going to be able to talk normally (feel your heart) for at least another three minutes, so don't bother trying.

DON'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL

Unless he removed one of your fingers, do not let the word out that you pissed off some guy so bad he put you in the hospital. Have a beer and settle down. Accept a fake phone call on your cell and pretend you have to go. s**t, pretend you have to leave to go find him but you have to do it on your own. Just make sure that NOBODY finds out you actually went to the hospital instead. If you get stitches, cover them with a huge Band-Aid and say you had to put it there because you were getting blood on your food.

RUN FROM ANGRY GIRLS

What the f**k are you going to do—pound her? Unless you are also a female, you should run away covering your head if a girl has a problem with you. It looks kind of cool, actually. Like you're a heartbreaking bad boy. If she wants to take you on and you stand there defending yourself, there are two possible scenarios: 1) she beats the s**t out of you in front of the whole party and you leave with a black eye and a future as laughingstock of your town; 2) you beat the s**t out of her, and you're forever remembered as the guy who sat on Linda's chest pounding her bloody head into the ground as the crowd looked on in total and utter disbelief.

HOPE FOR THE BEST, EXPECT THE WORST

I know you've been told that people who are willing to say anything are not likely to do anything, but that's bulls**t. Most humans who are not psychotic use a psychological technique called ramping immediately prior to conflict. Through a series of words, or language structures, they get themselves warmed into the prospect of violent activity until, voilá, they've arrived at Fight Time. Get there before they do. Pop him one early. Which brings us to our next section…

ACTUAL PLAUSIBLE MOVES

OK, it's going down. You are a little Timmy. What to do? We're not going to bore you with impossibly ninjistic moves you'll never have the gumption to use. We're going to give you invaluable little tips, like how you should repeat the words "kill, kill, kill" in your head before it goes down. Things like:

THE HEADBUTT

Headbutts are great because they take almost no accuracy and the risk of accidentally hurting yourself is nil. The secret to smashing open his nose is to focus your attention on his two front teeth on the way in. If you're in North America, he will be totally taken by surprise.

Drawback: As it is for sharks, you can't see what's going on as you hit him, so you're never sure if you really got him.

THE KNEE TO THE HEAD

Most people never think of this, because most people haven't taken the deadly Southeast Asian art of Muay Thai, and your knee seems too far away from his head for this move to come naturally. Wrap your hands around the back of his head, yank down with an authoritative snap, and leap upward knee first. As you leap your downward snap will meet the rising of your knee, and when his head and your knee meet? Well, it's nothing short of magic.

Drawback: You have to do it fast because people tend to figure out something's up when you grab the back of their head.

THE REAR NAKED CHOKE

If, by any sheer luck, you end up standing behind him, it's time to choke the f**ker. Wrap your right arm around his throat, and squeeze it closed by grabbing your left shoulder. Now with your other hand you can push his head into the hold thereby squeezing his neck even tighter. The best part of it is you can talk to him the whole time.

Drawback: You could easily kill him, in which case there'd be "a whole lot of splaining to do."

THE UPPERCUT

If someone is delivering a knockout punch, nine times out of ten, it's the uppercut. I don't know whether it's the sharp clicking together of the jaw or the stimulation of some sort of nerve bundle, but this punch is relatively easy to do and guaranteed to slip him into sleep. Throw your whole body into it and keep it tight against yourself at the beginning, like a jack-in-the-boxspring. A great way to administer this blow is to be waving your left hand in his face saying something like, "Whoa, whoa, I don't want any trouble. This is all a big misunderstanding," and then POW with the right.

Drawback: If your hand speed is slow, don't even THINK about trying this one.

THE MAD COUNTER

You are going to think this is strange, but it works every time. You tell the guy you're going to count to five. You don't say why. You just do it. "ONE," then, while apparently inhaling for "TWO," you f**king tear out of there and run as fast as you can. No idea why this works, it just does. There's a three-second interval where he's thinking, "Hey, he said he was going to count to five," and that is all you need to make your getaway.

Drawback: You will be known as a pussy if there's even a remote possibility you could have won.

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About the Author

The Vice guide to getting beaten up was written by Eugene Robinson, who has a street fight record of 0 wins and 3 losses for fights that he’s started, 6 wins and 0 losses for fights he hasn’t.

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