Squirrel in Cleavage. Wayne Mackey, a Warren, Ohio police detective, has seen a lot during his years on the force, but nothing prepared him for what happened a few weeks ago, when he was interviewing a witness on a recent murder case.

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
   down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
6. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".
8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen
   in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
   (That explains a few mysteries....)
10. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per
    side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange,
    purple and silver.
14. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
    because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
16. Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.
17. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will
    instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who
    discovered this??)
18. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down
    so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
19. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in
    the USA."
20. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
21. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which
    stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
22. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player
    for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
23. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
24. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
    sink into quicksand.
25. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a
    piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
26. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin
    look-alike contest.
27. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman
    to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!
28. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
    most often stolen from public libraries.
29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
30. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!
32. In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
33. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
34. Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better.
35. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
36. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
37. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
38. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
39. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
40. The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
41. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
42. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David ...Hearts - Charlemagne ... Clubs -Alexander, the Great ... Diamonds - Julius Caesar
43. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
44. Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace.
45. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand
46. Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women.
47. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey
48. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
49. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".
50. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them, "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." ... It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
51. Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
52. At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

1. Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.
2. During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That's the weight of about 6 elephants.
3. Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.
4. Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
5. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.
6. In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.
7. About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.
8. More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.
9. A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
10. Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe.
11. In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons.
12. Slugs have 4 noses.
13. Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.
14. Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.
15. Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.
16. The average American drinks about 600 sodas a year.
17. It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.
18. There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.
19. Honeybees have hair on their eyes.
20. A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
21. In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.
22. A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
23. The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
24. The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.
25. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
26. Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.
27. One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
28. America once issued a 5-cent bill.
29. You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in your lifetime.
30. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
31. Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
32. Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.
33. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years.
34. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
35. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
36. The pitches that Babe Ruth hit for his last-ever homerun and that Joe DiMaggio hit for his first-ever homerun where thrown by the same man.
37. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
38. The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.
39. In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.
40. There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S.
41. Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.
42. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
43. Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
44. The Pentagon has twice as many restrooms as necessary. When it was built, segregation was still in place in Virginia, so separate restrooms for blacks and whites were required by law.
45. In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.
46. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
47. In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan.
48. The average person laughs 15 times a day.

Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs - March 18, 2009.

In our first installment of Stupid People, we bring you Michelle Owen of Indiana.  Michelle, while locked up for public drunkeness, decided to try to get back at her ex by telling the cops he searched for images he shouldnt have been (see full details in the link above).  Instead, what they found, were videos of her and a jar of some unknown substance, having her dog perform cunnilingus on her.

In her attempt to get her ex busted, to help her custody case, she got herself arrested for felony beastiality...

What a dumbass...

What's even worse, when you read the police report, in the 2nd video she had the dog lick her, and the dog seems to have lost all interest in it.  That has to be one nasty pussy.  A dog will eat a piece of cat shit, but this girl's pussy was so bad it had to get up and walk away...

Check out her MySpace and add her as a friend!