Tag: dumbass
Squirrel in Cleavage
by zarbizarre on Jul.04, 2009, under Articles, Strange But True
LOL, you just cant make this shit up... click the link after the jump for the original article (quoted below) and see the video about it...
Squirrel in Cleavage. Wayne Mackey, a Warren, Ohio police detective, has seen a lot during his years on the force, but nothing prepared him for what happened a few weeks ago, when he was interviewing a witness on a recent murder case.
"At one point in the interview, the woman, wearing a skimpy tank top, leaned over and out of her bosom crept a baby squirrel that was nestled in the woman's cleavage. The woman, seemingly unphased, gently put the small creature back inside her shirt and continued talking to the detective.
The shocked detective said that he was at a loss for words. "The squirrel seemed quite happy," Mackey said.
It is not clear if the squirrel is the woman's pet or even why she decided to bring with her for the interview.
The two are not expected to be called to testify during the trial."
May 16 2009 Gallery
by zarbizarre on May.16, 2009, under Feature, Images
Huge update as promised. A bunch of new um, interesting photos for that ass. All kinds of crazy shit up in this new set, you wont know whether to puke, fap or say wtf? Enjoy!
It’s peanut butter Va-jay-jay Time!
by zarbizarre on Mar.21, 2009, under Strange But True, Stupid People
Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs - March 18, 2009.
In our first installment of Stupid People, we bring you Michelle Owen of Indiana. Michelle, while locked up for public drunkeness, decided to try to get back at her ex by telling the cops he searched for images he shouldnt have been (see full details in the link above). Instead, what they found, were videos of her and a jar of some unknown substance, having her dog perform cunnilingus on her.
In her attempt to get her ex busted, to help her custody case, she got herself arrested for felony beastiality...
What a dumbass...
What's even worse, when you read the police report, in the 2nd video she had the dog lick her, and the dog seems to have lost all interest in it. That has to be one nasty pussy. A dog will eat a piece of cat shit, but this girl's pussy was so bad it had to get up and walk away...
Check out her MySpace and add her as a friend!
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