Cyclops Kitty

LOL, you just cant make this shit up...  click the link after the jump for the original article (quoted below) and see the video about it...

Squirrel in Cleavage. Wayne Mackey, a Warren, Ohio police detective, has seen a lot during his years on the force, but nothing prepared him for what happened a few weeks ago, when he was interviewing a witness on a recent murder case.

Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs - March 18, 2009.

In our first installment of Stupid People, we bring you Michelle Owen of Indiana.  Michelle, while locked up for public drunkeness, decided to try to get back at her ex by telling the cops he searched for images he shouldnt have been (see full details in the link above).  Instead, what they found, were videos of her and a jar of some unknown substance, having her dog perform cunnilingus on her.

In her attempt to get her ex busted, to help her custody case, she got herself arrested for felony beastiality...

What a dumbass...

What's even worse, when you read the police report, in the 2nd video she had the dog lick her, and the dog seems to have lost all interest in it.  That has to be one nasty pussy.  A dog will eat a piece of cat shit, but this girl's pussy was so bad it had to get up and walk away...

Check out her MySpace and add her as a friend!